Welcome to the Sentry Purity Test. This is your official (not really) employee guide to the rites of passage that make you a true Sentaur™. Whether you're a fresh-faced newbie still figuring out how to use Okta, or a battle-scarred senior who's stolen enough sparkling water to hydrate a small country, let's see how "pure" you really are.Disclaimer: This test may cause unsettling war flashbacks. Whether or not to treat this as a bucket list is up to your poor judgment.
Worked from SFO Worked from YYZ Worked from VIE Worked from SEA Worked from AMS Worked as a fully remote employee Asked about the New York office and found out it doesn't exist Exercised options Switched teams (willingly or unwillingly) Gotten a raise Gotten a promotion Gotten in trouble with Legal or HR Been a Sentry intern Returned to Sentry after completing an internship Celebrated your one year Sentriversary Celebrated your five year Sentriversary Celebrated your ten year Sentriversary Gone on sabbatical Merged a PR to sentry Merged a PR to getsentry Told a friend that you worked at Sentry and they knew what it was Told a friend that you worked at Sentry and they didn't know what it was Gotten a referral bonus for referring a friend Received feedback from a friend who uses Sentry Sold a customer on Sentry Been @-ed by a customer on a GitHub issue Sudoed into a customer account for a fake reason Accidentally modified customer data Taken a customer call at an ungodly hour Messed up a rebase and tagged the whole company on a PR Bent down awkwardly to check if a meeting room was occupied Been on a walking one-on-one in Salesforce Park Played Killer Queen Forgotten your badge Been stuck in the SFO stairwell Been stuck in the YYZ elevator Owned at least one article of Sentry-branded clothing Owned at least five articles of Sentry-branded clothing Worn an outfit of entirely Sentry-branded clothing Gone on a karaoke outing Stayed at a happy hour after midnight Played Dutch Blitz Listened to the Syntax podcast Been featured in Das Office Crawled through the Spider Box Fallen asleep in the library Worked on a Hackweek project that made it to production Recorded a Show and Tell presentation Presented at an All Hands meeting Received a Sentry Snaps gift card Won a Value Award Won a Hackweek award Been a mentor for someone at Sentry Written a shipped post Written a public-facing blog post Been featured on Sentry social media Had a slackmoji of yourself Had a slackbot response for yourself Uploaded a slackmoji Created a slackbot response Yubikeyed in a company-wide channel Joined #z-aguacooler Dented in #z-aguacooler Gibbed a 🥔 Received a 🥔 Accidentally gibbed someone a 🥔 because they were tagged in a message Been on the weekly 'top taters' Slack report Broken prod Caused an incident Caused a P0 incident Been paged for an incident at an ungodly hour Been 🧀-ed on Slack Hit the reaction limit on Slack Attended a holiday party Gotten sloshed at a holiday party Worked a conference booth Given a talk at a conference Gone to R&G Lounge for a goodbye dinner Lurked the new grad channel and felt old Had an office crush Had an office relationship Gotten spicy in the office Had an office enemy Cried because of a coworker Made a coworker cry Taken a "sick day" Not RTO-ed on an RTO day Come into the office on a weekend Come into the office while technically OOO Left your trash in a meeting room Left your dishes in the bathroom Used the office as your personal grocery store Been caught by another employee stealing snacks/drinks from the office Gotten into a Slack thread argument with over 100 messages Gotten into a fight with David Cramer on Slack Gone through the Sentry IPO Worked at Sentry before it had 100 employees Thought about leaving Sentry Willingly left Sentry Been fired from Sentry Calculate my score 🙈 Created by Michelle^2 for Hackweek 2025. Vote for us in the Sentry AF category pls <3
